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Studly Hungwell.     Fuck yess!!

Have you ever got so drunk you were scared to leave the house the next day.? a bunch of us went to the movies last night to see the new pirates of the Caribbean. we had the whole theater to ourselves so we snuck in a fifth of 100 proof gut rot and got shithoused! bad idea. we were all already high as all hell, once the booze kicked in we were all smoking in the theater, after i did well to make it out of the theater we went to taco bell! is what im told. i remember talking to the guy in the drive thru but after that i cant remember shit.  i woke up after only 3 hours of sleep in a full panic because i didn’t know what i did last night. i was still really fucking drunk. i remember running off the road a lot and a lot of screeching tires around turns, i have no idea how i made it home. so I’ve been scared to leave the house today because i don’t know what all happened. shit like that is why i stopped drinking when i was a kid in the first place, I don’t use any self control. to many close calls, to many bad ideas. so from now on once again NO DRINKING! Don’t get me wrong, i had a fucking blast last night! and i want those fun times to continue. liquor makes me depressed as all hell the next day too. it’s not fun. i don’t  understand how anyone could become an alcoholic.

out at Chief Cornstalk Wildlife management Area, ran into a couple guys out turkey hunting. ol’dude came prepared! we got to BSN and got on the subject of herbs. so this guy pulls out a foot and a half tall bong our of a backpack on his 4-wheeler and we Ripped it up! got blasted high. Sometimes i don’t mind living in West Virginia.

If a woman is bragging about having her baby “All natural” no pain killers, no drugs. Just firing the baby out of her snatch … This is not always a sign of strength. Please understand this.

Every time i see the comercial for the show on hulu called “The morning after” I keep thinking im missing the point of the show. like theres a pregnant chick at the rite-aid getting a box labeled “The morning after”